I was browsing the old forums (the closed testing sub forum in particular to see what I missed out on so long ago) and found this and it cracked me up:



Yeah, it crashed.

Edit: Crashed again?

Edit: AGAIN!?!!?!

This post has been edited by Ethril on Jan 11 2008, 02:08 AM




If anyone else has funnies that they'd like to share from the old forums, go for it! =]

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Quote: everything Lord Orgodemir ever said.

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I'm a big dirty double poster.

This thread.

And this.

I quote myself because Im cool

"I feel bad about lying to all of you. As a few of you may know, that short time I was gone wasn't because of computer problems.

Before, I go on, let me tell you the moral of my story: Don't get drunk when your friends are interested in raw buttfucking

Now that I've raised some questions, let me answer them.

A couple of days ago, I was out at a gay bath, this is basically where we get together at a fellow fag's house, get drunk, watch Sex in the City and play naked twister until one of us prolapses or people start hiding in the closet to fist.

These two fags I was talking to, Garral and Yizzy, were pretty much the most interesting out of the group. Garral was, of course, a dragonreal live IRL bangaa, and Yizzy a rabbit. Nice guys.

Well, we're in a few drinks(I love my Jolly Ranchers...don't judge me!) when Yizzy brings up to Garral something about their "experiment". Naturally, I inquire.

It seems that these two have a vested interest in the bareback anal raiding; here's where I admit I've always had a passing interest in it.

Well, it turns out they needed a third for a mantrain they wanted to start. They weren't exactly sure if they were clean though, which naturally, is something that would make anyone show trepidations.

I was drunk, though. Fairly so, after 4 cups of brandy and few Jolly Ranchers.

Fast forward to Yizzy's basement. I'm standing in a horse stance in front of a mirror, Garral and Yizzy are drunkenly, but carefully, singing out the words to What what in the butt. Now, I don't remember them, but what I do remember next is my cell phone going off.

I have a Sin with Sebastian ringtone, I forget exactly which tune, but I reached for the phone just as everything started to get sweaty. It seems cell phones are allergic to bareback, too, because the damn thing shut off right in my hand.

And then it happened."

GarrFYIAD: "Fuck, LP comes out of nowhere with a masterstroke."

" Right, so what's the worst pain in your life?

I don't know what you've guys endured, but imagine the worst muscle cramp ever.

Now apply it to your entire anus combined with one hell of a skin rash and the feeling of your colon rupturing.

That's what it felt like. I was in blinding pain for what felt like forever, watching the whole thing in the mirror.

When I came to on Yizzy's couch I thought I'd just gotten ripped, fucked in the ass, and then passed out. I was right.

Yeah, that's the weird thing. I noticed my ass first.

Sat up, asked Yizzy what the fuck was going on. He was excitedly debating with Garral, something about who was going to be held responsible for the crabs and how long the warts would take to show.

Well, blinding pain kinda sucks. You tend to lose a bit of memory in the process, but then I looked in the mirror(same one used in the trainl, mind you, they brought it back. It was Yizzy's grandmother's. Big antique thing.) I sorta had to rub my balls a moment, and then it all came back like a ton of bricks.

Believe me or not, but as I type this it's been a few days since that happened. I've coughed up blood on the doorpost twice, and I've had to live on Yizzy's couch, unable to really go outside except at night.

You see, I have AIDS and I'm dying.

So, any questions?"

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just one.
how much longer until your dead of this legendary disease known as "AIDS"

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I keep coming back to life from it, stupid phoenix crap u kno

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I thought this thread would be funnier.

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we need a Kick of Sarm in this here thread!
Edit:tonight the Fourms work.....Weird?

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The forums are hosted on Gaku's computer, and since he was moving until recently, they were down.

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